पैसे तेरे रूप अनेक

         पैसे तेरे रूप अनेक

साधू कहते तुझको 'माया'
मंदिर में कहलाय 'चढ़ावा '
 बीबी मांगे कह कर' खर्चा'
सभी तरफ है तेरी चर्चा
'भीख 'भिखारी कह कर मांगे
ले सरकार 'टैक्स' कहलाके
मांगे कोर्ट कहे 'जुर्माना'
मिले किसी को बन हर्जाना
रेल और बस में कहे 'किराया'
स्कूल मे तू ' फीस 'कहाया
'यूरो','पोंड' तो कहीं 'डॉलर '
 तेरा भूत चढ़ा है सब पर
जैसा देश  है वैसा भेष
पैसे  तेरे  रूप अनेक
गुंडा मांगे कह'रंगदारी'
अफसर की तू 'रिश्वत 'प्यारी
चपरासी का 'चायपान'है
हर मुश्किल का तू निदान है
'पत्र पुष्प' कहलाय कहीं पर
दे  सरकार 'सब्सिडी'कह कर
सौदों में कहलाय 'कमीशन'
प्यारी लगती तेरी खन खन
'टिप'है कहीं,कहीं 'नज़राना'
कोई तुझे कहता 'शुकराना'
ले मजदूर कहे'मजदूरी'
नौकर की तू 'तनख्वाह'पूरी
शादी में कहलाय 'दहेज़'
पैसे  तेरे  रूप  अनेक
नेता अफसर खाते है सब
तू ही 'लक्ष्मी ' तू ही 'दौलत'
कभी'ब्याज' तो कभी 'मुनाफ़ा'
दिन दिन दूना होय इजाफा
पाँव नहीं  पर तुझे चलाते
 पंख नहीं पर तुझे उड़ाते
कोई बहाता पानी जैसा
कितने रूप धरे तू पैसा
तेरा रंग है अजब निराला 
कहीं सफ़ेद ,कहीं तू काला
छुपा बैंक के खातों में तू
कभी पर्स तो हाथों में तू
मन हरषाता तुझको देख
पैसे तेरे  रूप अनेक

मदन मोहन बाहेती'घोटू'

गाँठ

             गाँठ
अगर प्रेम के  धागे  कभी टूट जाते है
भले गाँठ पड़ जाती लेकिन जुड़ जाते है
शादी का बंधन है जनम जनम का बंधन
ये रिश्ता तब बनता जब होता गठबंधन
अगर गाँठ में पैसा तो दुनिया झुकती है
बात गाँठ में बाँधी ,सीख हुआ करती  है
लोग गांठते रहते  मतलब की यारी है
रौब गांठने वाले  बाहुबली  भारी   है
किसी सुई में जब भी धागा जाय पिरोया   
बिना गाँठ के ,फटा वस्त्र ना जाता सिया
कंचुकी हो   या साड़ी ,सबके मन भाते है
बिना गाँठ के ,ये तन पर ना टिक पाते है
बिना गाँठ के नाड़ा ,रस्सी का टुकड़ा है
गाठों के ही बंधन से संसार  जुड़ा  है
खुली गाँठ,कितने ही राज खुला करते है
गाँठ बाँध ,रस्सी पर सीढ़ी से चढ़ते है
बाहुपाश भी तो एक गांठों का बंधन है
गाँठ पड़  गयी तो क्या,जुड़े जुड़े तो हम है
घोटू

मैं औरत हूँ

            मैं औरत हूँ

मैं औरत हूँ
कोमल ह्रदय,कामिनी सुन्दर,स्नेहिल ममता की मूरत हूँ
विधि की सर्वोत्तम रचना हूँ,मैं अनमोल निधि ,अमृत  हूँ
सरस्वती सी ज्ञानवती हूँ,और  लक्ष्मी  की सम्पद   हूँ
मैं सीता सी सहनशील हूँ, और सावित्री का पतिव्रत हूँ
माँ हूँ कभी,कभी बहना हूँ,पत्नी कभी  खूबसूरत   हूँ
परिवार की मर्यादा हूँ,और हर घर की मैं  इज्जत हूँ
जिसकी छाँव  तले सब पलते ,हरा भरा वह अक्षयवट हूँ
मुझको अबला कहने वालों ,मैं तो दुर्गा की ताकत हूँ
मैं बेटी ,पर लोग  भ्रूण में ,हत्या करते ,मैं आहत  हूँ
मैं औरत हूँ

मदन मोहन बाहेती 'घोटू'

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.

 PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS Missvanilakipkalya@myself.com
 

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect trust and humanity, I appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country so I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly I am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Vanila Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong,
in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.
You can read more about the crash through the below site:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expert rate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. I am constrained to contact you because of the abuse I am receiving from my wicked stepmother and uncle. They planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the USA but they hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where I kept my fathers File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou, Republic of Burkina Faso.

One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he has deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction/will to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister or daughter.

Although, you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, my father of blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$11.500, 000) Dollars in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and statement of the fund in your country. As you will help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in my 1year in the university when my beloved father died. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above. I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to
handle this transaction sincerely.

AWAITING YOUR URGENT AND POSITIVE RESPONSE, Please do keep this only to your self for now un till the bank will transfer the fund. I plead to you not to disclose it till I come over because I am afraid of my wicked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone, I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of Kin. I have the documents for the claims.
Yours Sincerely
Miss Vanila Kipkalya Kones

PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS Missvanilakipkalya@myself.com
vanilak8@aim.com

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